In Which I Ask For Book Suggestions, But Vow That If Anyone Suggests "Harry Potter" I Will Find Them And Tear Out Their Tongue

Book suggestions?

I'm stuck in an apartment building again today and tomorrow, and have read all of the shitty Patricia Cornwell paperbacks that the other agent has left there.

Patricia Cornwell.

god.

So give me suggestions. Non-fiction would be especially appreciated, as finding out more about real issues in the real world might help to keep my brain from eating itself out of boredom.

Much appreciated.