Calling Out Around The World

I need your help.

I'm applying for a television job that, according to the director, is "more of a writing job than an acting job." They'll be receiving my reel, but I'd also like to send along some of my writing. I need opinions from you guys. Favorite entries? What has moved you? Made you laugh?

Remember, these are future employers (hopefully) so anything orgasm-related is off limits. For now.

But please leave comments, send emails. Let me know your suggestions.

Thank you. We'll return to our regularly scheduled programming soon. Promise.