Thank you, Boys, for your kind thoughts re: the denim.

The verdict is in:

If a little squishy-soft puppy with floppy, silly ears, put on a bunny costume with a fuzzy, poofey, teeny-tail, and skipped around wiggling his soft puff of a puppy-bunny, fluffy tail-bottom...

...he would STILL not look as cute as I do in my new jeans.